Monthly Archives: August 2014

[Press the escape key here]


Sometimes you’re put in a horrible position and if you’re alone to make decisions at that exact time and place then you know that you’re making the bad decision. I seem to always make the wrong decision. I say yes when I shouldn’t, no when I should. I wish sometimes I could just jump off a cliff into the dark abyss and fall into nothingness. Quietly slip away. But I can’t. Because with nothingness there’s no pain, suffering, sadness, anger or disappointment. But there’s fuck all else either. I would take all the pain in the end for a last kiss with a lover, or visiting a new place, reading a good book. Anything good. Because pure ecstasy and happiness cancels out the pain. Who remembers a scorned lover when you’re in the arms or your new love. That look that a man has when he’s truly loves someone. There’s nothing better than feeling loved and care for. Well I say that, past experiences dictate not all men want that but I know some do.
So life sort of is this sexually transmitted decease. And you fucking die from it. Life will eventually kill you. But you’re role is to push that time as far away as you can. Not feel like you are drowning in life. If you do. Then grab a life raft. Ask for help. People who truly love people will help their friends when in need. Even me. Even if I’m angry at a person. I would never turn then away and not help them.

I will admit that sometimes I find life very hard. I try and I fail. But then something happens that reminds me why I’m here.

That’s why people relapse into bad behavior. When they can’t get what they wavy by get take anything else that’s thrown at them.

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Big news


I have a rather big announcement soon! I’ll write about it when I can be bothered! Xxx

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Death


Question : if you think a lot about death, does that make you suicidal?

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The perfect murder


diediediemrtAn issue I have thought about more than once, and very easy to in fact do. So inspired by a criminology class I took a long time ago (and an episode of VM). I will prepare the perfect murder. Who do I have in mind? Someone very easy to drug and do my bidding with… and of course who is a giant arsehole (but let’s be honest, don’t we all have a few of these low lives in our circle of friends anyway? I have tons to choose from, and ample time to think about it.

You need to steer clear of DNA issues, so of course, you wear a complete body suit (the ones you buy at hardware stores are perfect). You wear a paper cap (for hair). Gloves are a must, and if you really want to go all the way, verruca slippers (which are available at all pharmacies! Duh!). Now of course, you can’t just wear this stuff out, so this is all put in a nondescript plastic bin bag. Now this “fake murder” is a bit hard to achieve, mostly owing to the fact that you need a pig, a pig pen, and rather a long time (as well as a place to store your pig pen… somewhere hard to find!). But in essence, if you are the sick fuck who want’s to murder someone, you’re probably already pissing in the wind of “I don’t give a rats ass” anyway, so you would probably go all the way. Because as everyone knows in all good murder mystery, no body, no crime!

Poison, is a good choice to immobilise your victim, but you don’t even need to go that far anymore. I mean who doesn’t enjoy a nice tipple? Get them drunk. Once they’re asleep, tie them up with the plastic tie things you can buy at hardware stores. Drive. Place them in the boot, once a large thick plastic bin back (you don’t want any carpet fibers on the body etc. You get to your secluded place. Put on your protective gear. And then the rest would be hypothetically easy. Kill you person (I’ll leave this up to your imagination, I mean I abhor violence in all forms, so I don’t really want to give you guys ideas, you are probably already sick bastards anyway! and through them in the pig sty. Hopefully you have starved your pigs a bit before hand and they will eat away at the body. I have no idea how long this takes, but I read a book my Maupassant once that says a pig ate a guy. So I guess it must work. Plus David Attenborough said once that a pig is the only animal (apart from a hippo, but i didn’t tell you to get a hippo coz they re harder to find) that can digest bone and hair.

So ideally, they eat the person, and you through their poo in a landfill and clean up the joint. Preferably burning the place too.

Or the easiest, is to get your drunk victim to sit at their computer, fake a suicide (get the right hand down here is clue!) and then write a non-personal note (say “Goodbye cruel world”). And voila.

So, now go off and spread peace, coz it’s never good to hold hate in your heart. Be happy… be in love (like me!)

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BCN


Barcelona : was exactly what I needed. Wind of change. Met some amazing people and had a crazy amount of fun. I think I’ve got a plan. I can’t smile enough at the moment. Ahhhhhhhhhh

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Da da da


Hello Barcelona! It’s been a long time!!! Ahhhhhh so excited!

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Simple pleasures


It nice to lay in bed and listen to the rain isn’t it. I really think that in order to stay grounded. You need to be able to appreciate the little pleasures in life.

Like listening to the rain fall outside while you drink a lovely mug of tea. Happy.

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